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Pope files case against Hawasaki for copyright violation

September 5th, Vatican City In a sensational development, the Bishop of Rome and the leader of the worldwide Church of delusional people, today filed a case against Hawasaki’s India branch for multiple counts of copyright violation. This move follows months of...

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Trucks and Tattoos become costly as IBW comes close

Mumbai: With about 10 days remaining for the IBW, owners of Harley Davidson motorcycles are frantically getting their bikes ready to be taken to the Vagator beach in Goa. With the demand soaring through the roof, prices of transport trucks have broken...

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Royal Enfied motorcycles commit mass suicides as protest

Pune: In a bizarre chain of events, a large number of Royal Enfied motorcycles recently committed suicide by burning themselves to ashes. Upwards of 100 bikes, some of them recognized as Bullets and others as Thunderbirds, immolated themselves while being transported...

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Depression spreads over India as Inazuna discontinued

Mumbai: Widespread reports of sorrow, uncontrolled weeping, and random suicides are coming in as Suzuti today announced the discontinuation of its highly loved motorcycle, the Inazuna. First reported by Zigwheels, the news soon spread like wildfire, triggering spontaneous but peaceful candlelight...

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Gauwar Khan reveals the real reason she was slapped!

Disclaimer: After reading this article, if you still need to read this disclaimer to understand that this is a piece of satire, a figment of my imagination, an exercise in fiction, you should seriously consider shooting yourself through the mouth,...

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Government files case against Mahindrra for delaying Mojo

Disclaimer: After reading this article, if you still need to read this disclaimer to understand that this is a piece of satire, a figment of my imagination, an exercise in fiction, you should seriously consider slashing your wrist with a...